lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god
I look forward to the day when I don’t have to write lesson plans for every goddamn thing I want to do with students.
What the fuck happened to my lower back? I was looking at myself in the mirror this morning and I saw a glimpse of the right side of my back and looked so more and BAM look at the bruises. I can barely stand or bend over. Its terrible. I just needed to share this, because I’m still baffled by it.