“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
Seriously, dudes. Why do you have the whole “wait three business days before you text someone you like” shit? I’m sick of waiting. I don’t care if I sound “thirsty” or whatever, if you tell my Wing-Wayne that “you felt a connection from the first time we talked” or some shit (per Wayne) YOU CAN FUCKING TEXT ME THAT NIGHT. I AIN’T GONNA JUDGE YOU. I AM HOWEVER VERY PISSED RIGHT NOW. Its not fair. I’m almost ready to stoop down to your level and wait to text you back, so I don’t seem thirsty, but you know, I know what I want, and I’m gonna fucking get it in the time that I want it.
Thank you and good night.