Knit your hearts together with unslipping knots.

-By William Shakespeare- I like a lot of different things.

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

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letitgobrien:

but peeta mellark went from this

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to this

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and it’s not ok

Shit man. I’m not okay with this.

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I look forward to the day when I don’t have to write lesson plans for every goddamn thing I want to do with students.

ughghg

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

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jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

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What the fuck happened to my lower back? I was looking at myself in the mirror this morning and I saw a glimpse of the right side of my back and looked so more and BAM look at the bruises. I can barely stand or bend over. Its terrible. I just needed to share this, because I’m still baffled by it.

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

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lulz-time:

Big sister drops to her knees to show affection to newborn Photo by James Irwin

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