Knit your hearts together with unslipping knots.

-By William Shakespeare- I like a lot of different things.

So guys, I’m going to be a total girl right now.

So there’s this guy that works in the cafeteria, I guess his name is Michael and he makes pizza’s and works for the mongolian grill at school and I think he might think I’m cute, because he specifically makes pizzas knowing that I will like them. And then when I don’t like them he says “I’ll do better next time” and he literally does. And when I’m done eating the pizza’s he COMES UP TO ME and asks me if they were good. Today he made a smores pizza and it was fucking delicious. 

I’m half tempted to tell Zachary that he better get his shit together or else I might start sending Michael different vibes than what I’ve been sending. I got all these guys making me pizzas and doing my dishes and making me food, I don’t know where to begin! Lol I’m being stupid. But in all seriousness that is basically what is going on. I’m just kind of conflicted right now.

I know Zachary has a phone, but he hasn’t texted me. I’m kind of irked by that but we will see what happens.

I really really REALLY fucking like Zachary. I’ve had a dream about him. I love to look at him. But he’s just all “we’re friends, ami-bro” and I’m like uggguugughghghgh.

Whatever. My life is kind of dumb.

But on the bright side pizza still loves me. :D

eeeh he he he he heee… EEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE

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I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life.

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those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next


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Macaroni cheese, as a opposed to them both separately.

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this is how gay people communicate 

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Dogma (1999)

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For this night and all the nights to come.

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