Knit your hearts together with unslipping knots.

-By William Shakespeare- I like a lot of different things.

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

(via dostoyevskys-axe)

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

(via missladysky)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via dutchster)

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

(via zeke-padalecki)

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

(via zeke-padalecki)

shylilfangirl:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

this is my favorite so far

(via zeke-padalecki)

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via slamitskeeter)

Seriously, dudes. Why do you have the whole “wait three business days before you text someone you like” shit? I’m sick of waiting. I don’t care if I sound “thirsty” or whatever, if you tell my Wing-Wayne that “you felt a connection from the first time we talked” or some shit (per Wayne) YOU CAN FUCKING TEXT ME THAT NIGHT. I AIN’T GONNA JUDGE YOU. I AM HOWEVER VERY PISSED RIGHT NOW. Its not fair. I’m almost ready to stoop down to your level and wait to text you back, so I don’t seem thirsty, but you know, I know what I want, and I’m gonna fucking get it in the time that I want it. 

Thank you and good night.